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Know what’s so charming about Prince Charming? He’s a damn prince!

When you think about it, yeah, perhaps the first body piercing was a mistake.

Ever notice that the statue of Liberty can’t move? Something tells me the French are still laughing about that.

Little wonder Bond gets into so much trouble. The guy can’t even understand the definition of the term ‘Secret’ Agent.

Speaking of secrets, ever notice that Victoria isn’t too good at keeping secrets either.

What do you call a big-busted woman who is looking for a wedding ring? A booby trap.

Okay, so what do you call a cat that steals?

We really are quite inconsiderate. I mean, do we ever stop to ask if shadows like to box?

Shouldn’t cowboys be riding cows?

Ever see a doughbolt?

Just how long did they take to dig the first well? Well…?

Share brokers are a boring lot. I dated one a while ago. Her idea of a boxing match was watching DHL and Fed Ex go at it.

I live in a dainty, overpriced studio apartment with a very high ceiling. Yeah, you could call it a model house.

Anti-rust, anti-aircraft machine gun, anti-freeze. Okay, so what were they thinking when they called it the Fire Brigade?

Coming back to fairy tales, Rapunzel lived at a time before waxing was invented. Think about that for a second! Why do you think she was locked up in that tower anyway? (Spare a thought for poor Prince Charming. Little wonder he goes blind at the end of the tale)

That’s all for now folks. Yup, as always, it’s all original stuff. Hope you liked :)