Ever Wonder… What Your Electronic Gadgets Would Say If They Could Talk?

We use them, abuse them and toss them out when we’re done with them. No, I not talking about the member of the opposite sex here (goes both ways :), I talking about electronics - Cellphones, DVD players and stuff like that. But AI is fast catching up. Tomorrow who knows what your DVD player will be capable of doing. Let's say if it could talk. Let's say they could all talk. What do you think your gadgets of your would say to you if they had the gift of voice? Hmmm…

Mobile Phone: “Dude it stinks in here! Use a deo bro!”

ATM Card: “Get your facts straight! I’m the one with the money! Come kiss my ass for a change B****!”

Television: “And they call me the idiot box.”

Laptop: “Wash you hands first ya sick B******!”

Printer: “How about I open you up next time you try to have a meal.”

DVD Player: “Tap me one more time and I swear I’ll…”

Remote Control: “Make up your damn mind already!”

Home Theatre: “Stuck for life with someone who doesn’t know a damn thing about how to push my buttons… sniff.”

Toaster: “It’s not like I burnt the house down ya cry baby!”

Extension Chord: “Look, mine gets longer than yours!”

Electric Massager: “This is not why they called me a head massager! Ya sick ******!”

Electric Razor: “Tell Gillette to do that shit!”

Microwave Oven: “Heat for 30 seconds. Heat for 30 seconds. Never read the manual did ya?”

Washing Machine: “Ever put a dirty sock in your own mouth? No? Then don’t ask where it’s gone!”

Electric Guitar: “How would you like it if I keep fiddling with your G-string in front of everyone?”