Ever Wonder… Where The Classic Insult Has Disappeared To?

Where have all the insults gone? Have you noticed that very few people today can frame a classy insult? Verbal profanity like Fs, Bs, C, MCs, MFs and MNC are the refuge of the verbally challenged. No, ‘your momma’ jokes do not qualify as classy insults. The classy ones are based on observation, finesse and a pinch of intelligence. Let’s see if we can come up with some new ones. Let’s go!

The Physically Enhanced:
· With the amount of silicon she got, you’d imagine she’d be able to think faster.
· I heard Intel has lodged a complaint against her.

Flatulence:
· He’s created his very own hole in the ozone layer?
· She single-handedly put Enron out of business.

Bad Teeth:
· I heard Colgate paid him a bomb just to keep his mouth shut.
· I heard Kodak paid him a bomb just to keep his mouth shut. (same idea, different usage)

Alcoholics:
· As you can see, 5 pegs is all it takes to reverse mental development.
· Thanks to the good minister’s son, the slurr is finally going to be recognized as an official Indian dialect.

Landlords:
· Someone who thinks the term ‘landlord’ is a royal title.
· Perhaps he ran a brothel before. He just doesn’t seem to get that we’re paying him for his space, not his company.

Nosy People:
· They call him Satyam He just can’t mind his own business.
· She was born ear first.

Compulsive Flirts:
· Yeah, he’s a real stand up guy.
· I politely asked her to “move” and she started dancing.

Spoilt Rich Kids:
· Yeah, he has his own apartment, his own car, his own business. Ever wonder why his father gave him all that?
· This is what happens when your parents drink champagne while conceiving you.

That’s all for now. Hope you like. Feel free to add your own insults guys.